19 March 2008

70. Suburban Housewife And Former Newspaper Editor

Hillary was yelling at me for everything I've ever done wrong in my life, literally haranguing me that I need to make serious changes or my life will have been a waste of precious resources.

She was yelling, You need to lose some weight! You need to go back to work! You need to submit your book proposal! You need to get your shit together!

I woke up and realized that overnight I'd become a Barack supporter.

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